Discussion:
Are you a Muslim?
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(-:arl
2012-05-16 00:09:30 UTC
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1. You refine heroin for a living,but you have a moral objection to
liquor.
You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher,but you
can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives
in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least four.
You may be a Muslim

10. Your cousin is president of the United States.
You may be a Muslim
Hieronymous 707
2012-05-16 00:48:54 UTC
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Post by (-:arl
1. You refine heroin for a living,but you have a moral objection to
liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher,but you
can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives
in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least four.
You may be a Muslim
10. Your cousin is president of the United States.
You may be a Muslim
I may be a Muslim. God bless America.
Chine Bleu, Russie Blanche, et Khmer Rouge
2012-05-16 01:35:58 UTC
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Post by Hieronymous 707
Post by (-:arl
1. You refine heroin for a living,but you have a moral objection to
liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher,but you
can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives
in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least four.
You may be a Muslim
10. Your cousin is president of the United States.
You may be a Muslim
I may be a Muslim. God bless America.
Or a Mormon.
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Hieronymous 707
2012-05-16 07:20:25 UTC
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On May 15, 9:35 pm, "Chine Bleu, Russie Blanche, et Khmer Rouge"
Post by Chine Bleu, Russie Blanche, et Khmer Rouge
Post by Hieronymous 707
Post by (-:arl
1. You refine heroin for a living,but you have a moral objection to
liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher,but you
can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives
in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least four.
You may be a Muslim
10. Your cousin is president of the United States.
You may be a Muslim
I may be a Muslim. God bless America.
Or a Mormon.
You mitt be a Mormon. I mitt not.
Chine Bleu, Russie Blanche, et Khmer Rouge
2012-05-16 07:22:41 UTC
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Post by Hieronymous 707
On May 15, 9:35 pm, "Chine Bleu, Russie Blanche, et Khmer Rouge"
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Post by Hieronymous 707
Post by (-:arl
1. You refine heroin for a living,but you have a moral objection to
liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher,but you
can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives
in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least four.
You may be a Muslim
10. Your cousin is president of the United States.
You may be a Muslim
I may be a Muslim. God bless America.
Or a Mormon.
You mitt be a Mormon. I mitt not.
I am not avec a Mormon. I am Mormon sans.
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My name Indigo Montoya. | R'lyeh 38o57'6.5''S 102o51'16''E.
You flamed my father. | I'm whoever you want me to be.
Prepare to be spanked. | Annoying Usenet one post at a time.
Stop posting that! | At least I can stay in character.
Hieronymous 707
2012-05-16 07:30:31 UTC
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On May 16, 3:22 am, "Chine Bleu, Russie Blanche, et Khmer Rouge"
Post by Chine Bleu, Russie Blanche, et Khmer Rouge
Post by Hieronymous 707
On May 15, 9:35 pm, "Chine Bleu, Russie Blanche, et Khmer Rouge"
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Post by Hieronymous 707
Post by (-:arl
1. You refine heroin for a living,but you have a moral objection to
liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher,but you
can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives
in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least four.
You may be a Muslim
10. Your cousin is president of the United States.
You may be a Muslim
I may be a Muslim. God bless America.
Or a Mormon.
You mitt be a Mormon. I mitt not.
I am not avec a Mormon. I am Mormon sans.
Whew. Good to know. You had me worried there for a sec.
shiny
2012-05-16 13:52:55 UTC
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Post by Hieronymous 707
Post by (-:arl
1. You refine heroin for a living,but you have a moral objection to
liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher,but you
can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon
unclean. You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other
than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least four.
You may be a Muslim
10. Your cousin is president of the United States.
You may be a Muslim
I may be a Muslim. God bless America.
Or a Mormon.
yep.
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shiny
2012-05-16 13:51:42 UTC
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Post by (-:arl
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
i was looking at this one. dang, that sounds familiar. i have a new line,
"have i declared jihad against you yet? well, about time."
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Hieronymous 707
2012-05-16 14:09:02 UTC
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Post by shiny
Post by (-:arl
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
i was looking at this one. dang, that sounds familiar. i have a new line,
"have i declared jihad against you yet? well, about time."
Oh happy day.

ishtar
2012-05-16 04:20:33 UTC
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Post by (-:arl
1. You refine heroin for a living,but you have a moral objection to
liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher,but you
can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives
in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least four.
You may be a Muslim
10. Your cousin is president of the United States.
You may be a Muslim
This person is frogging the real Carl. This isn't him. This is a
coward hiding behind another person's identity.
Checkmate
2012-05-16 04:37:39 UTC
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Post by ishtar
Post by (-:arl
1. You refine heroin for a living,but you have a moral objection to
liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher,but you
can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives
in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least four.
You may be a Muslim
10. Your cousin is president of the United States.
You may be a Muslim
This person is frogging the real Carl. This isn't him. This is a
coward hiding behind another person's identity.
Are you a Muslim?
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