iL_weReo
2012-08-07 02:02:45 UTC
I went to another one of these mysterious music meetings tonight that
I've been telling you about. After the meeting I walk up to the dais
and start speaking to one of the learned music men, a Brit in this
instance. First I take out a copy of "One day in 1974 ,,," the biggest
write-up of any importance ever bestowed unto one person, me, because
I was ahead of the curve in my day and managed to lay down "the only
three hours of radio that matters" whilst anyone in the universe
could've done so but didn't. I awlso told the learned man about my
personal Beatles experience which really lit up his day. I gave him my
card in case he wants to see the only known films of inside the arena
where this awl took place which were shot by you must know who by now.
You know it's way beyond the Jam now. It's just the Wereo. Whether
you've ever heard a lick of Wereo in your life or have just heard of
the legend of the Wereo. The Jam is the platform, but it's the Wereo.
Then I whip out "the only transcription that matters" that of the
Nuclear Warrior Theme Song, the greatest musical masterpiece ever laid
down and again recorded only by me. The British guy was perhaps taken
aback a bit by my Teachings of the True Beliefs. You know these guys
don't know nothing, you know. Oh, they're wizzes at Music Theory but
as you may or may not know I played a big part, if not THEE biggest
part in dismantling the rec.music.theory newsgroup.
So these people you know they play snippets of old Elvis Presley and
Diana Ross and the Supremes songs and Richard Hatfield and everyone
claps and sings and sways along. Like I said these people don't know
nothing, you know...
But one of the professors has given me an excellent contact at a
prestigious music school so I will try to get an emsemble or a
consortium going which I hope will lead to the entire school trying to
play Nuclear Warrior and perhaps even grooving on some California Jam
Wereo. So at this point it would be prudent to DUMP awl those Classic
rock records and then you'll be able to tell everyone on your block
that you were the first to do so and you'll get some props.
I've been telling you about. After the meeting I walk up to the dais
and start speaking to one of the learned music men, a Brit in this
instance. First I take out a copy of "One day in 1974 ,,," the biggest
write-up of any importance ever bestowed unto one person, me, because
I was ahead of the curve in my day and managed to lay down "the only
three hours of radio that matters" whilst anyone in the universe
could've done so but didn't. I awlso told the learned man about my
personal Beatles experience which really lit up his day. I gave him my
card in case he wants to see the only known films of inside the arena
where this awl took place which were shot by you must know who by now.
You know it's way beyond the Jam now. It's just the Wereo. Whether
you've ever heard a lick of Wereo in your life or have just heard of
the legend of the Wereo. The Jam is the platform, but it's the Wereo.
Then I whip out "the only transcription that matters" that of the
Nuclear Warrior Theme Song, the greatest musical masterpiece ever laid
down and again recorded only by me. The British guy was perhaps taken
aback a bit by my Teachings of the True Beliefs. You know these guys
don't know nothing, you know. Oh, they're wizzes at Music Theory but
as you may or may not know I played a big part, if not THEE biggest
part in dismantling the rec.music.theory newsgroup.
So these people you know they play snippets of old Elvis Presley and
Diana Ross and the Supremes songs and Richard Hatfield and everyone
claps and sings and sways along. Like I said these people don't know
nothing, you know...
But one of the professors has given me an excellent contact at a
prestigious music school so I will try to get an emsemble or a
consortium going which I hope will lead to the entire school trying to
play Nuclear Warrior and perhaps even grooving on some California Jam
Wereo. So at this point it would be prudent to DUMP awl those Classic
rock records and then you'll be able to tell everyone on your block
that you were the first to do so and you'll get some props.